He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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