So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
