i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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