You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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