I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
we're so committed to being not committed
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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