Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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