New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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