I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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