Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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