It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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