Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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