Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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