I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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