dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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