I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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