last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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