i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm both gender and math confused
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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