Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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