You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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