I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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