I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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