In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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