I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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