I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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