we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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