Don't you send me to vm
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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