Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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