That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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