I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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