singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Randomize
