Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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