i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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