also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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