You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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