try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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