you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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