so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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