Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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