Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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