Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
