so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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