He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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