When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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