Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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