I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
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im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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