I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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