dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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