Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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