Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
