Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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